by logansrun 7 Replies latest jw friends
Dear Watchtower Bible and Tract Society,
This is to inform you that I, J. Bradley Potts, am the King of the North as mentioned in prophecy in the Bible book of Daniel. You may want to update your publications with this "new light." I am planning an attack on your people with the help of Gog and also wish to destroy the King of the South who has changed identies (once again!) and is now Starbucks Corporation.
Respectfully,
J. Bradley Potts (King of the North)
I am the prince of the North then!
And I am Queen of the South.
You may now bow at my feet. You may even kiss them if you like.
Hey! Leave Starbucks alone! You can kill the King though if you wish. I prefer being sole ruler anyway.
Ummm...can I be Senator Amidala?
~Aztec
Geez, what does that leave ol' Rayzorblade?
Jar Jar Binks?
J/K Rayzor!
~Aztec
And I am King of the Middle Kingdom!
Let's team up i'd say; we have a common enemy!
Greven
