Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other mans well often catch crabs.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.