Just got a good LOL out of my roommates

by Jayk 7 years ago 4 Replies latest 7 years ago social humour

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  Jayk 7 years ago

  My roommate (J) is sleeping sitting up right on his PC.

  My other roommate (C) says "how do you sleep sitting up like that"

  I said "years of practice, you didn't go to church as a kid did you?"

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  scratchme1010 7 years ago

  LOL! good one.
  

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  Phizzy 7 years ago

  I used to joke to other JW's that during the boring Meetings I had "perfected the Art of sleeping with my eyes open", I then added " but the snoring tends to give me away ! "

  
  

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  pale.emperor 7 years ago

  Sunglasses. If you want to sleep during the sessions in the convention you must wear sunglasses.

  The only problem is only blind people and assholes wear sunglasses indoors, so this works better if it's an outdoor convention.
  

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  Phizzy 7 years ago

  My mother in law used to have her Bible open on her lap, and seemed to be avidly studying it, it was only if you looked closely you realized she was fast asleep !

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