I know some of you may find this strange, but I really want to go along to a district convention this year. Its been eight years since I last went and I was wondering how things would look from a mature apostate perspective. A convention near to Sheffield England would be good, but perhaps not too near so I can avoid being trailed by security. Is anybody out there protesting at this years conventions? Wouldn't it be novel to actually be able to stop and talk with the protestors.
Can anybody point me in the direction of a district convention?
by pascaljon 8 Replies latest jw friends
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Angharad
Manchester one is on the weekend of the 5 July in the MEN arena
You need a badge because they are paraniod about people not wearing one:
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gumby
I was wondering how things would look from a mature apostate perspective.
A mature apostate probably would not protest at an assembly. It doesn't seem to produce much fruitage.
Gumby
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Hamas
Hi :
Britain
JUNE 6-8
GUERNSEY, C.I., Beau Sejour Leisure Centre, St. Peter Port
JUNE 13-15
LONDON, London Arena, Limeharbour
NEWCASTLE-UPON-TYNE. Newcastle Arena, Arena Way
JUNE 20-22
BOURNEMOUTH, Bournemouth Athletic Football Club Dean Court Ground
COVENTRY, Coventry City Football Club, Hlghtield Road Stadium, King Richard St NOTTINGHAM, Nottingham Ice Rink, Lower Parliament St
JUNE 27-29
LONDON (Italian only). North London Assembly Hall 174 Bowes Rd.
PLYMOUTH, Plymouth Argyle Football Club, Home Park
JULY 4-6
LEEDS, Leeds United Football Club, Elland Rd.
LONDON (French only) North London Assembly Hall 174 Bowes Rd
MANCHESTER, Manchester Arena, Hunts Bank
JULY 11-13 LONDON (Greek only) North London Assembly Hall 174 Bowes Rd.
PERTH, St. Johnstone Football Club, McDiarmid Park, Crieff Rd
WOLVERHAMPTON (Punjabi also). Wolverhampton Wanderers Football Club, Molineux Grounds, Waterloo Rd.
JULY 18-20
BRIGHTON, The Brighton Centre, Kings Rd.
CARDIFF, Millennium Stadium, West Gate Street
LONDON (Portuguese only). North London Assembly Hall 174 Bowes Rd.
NORWICH, Norwich City Football Club, Carrow Rd.
[b]JULY 25-27 [/b]
LONDON (Spanish only). North London Assembly Hall 174 Bowes Rd
AUGUST 1-3
TWICKENHAM, Rugby Football Union, Whitton Rd
AUGUST 2, 3
LONDON (Chinese, Mandarin only). Edgware Kingdom Hall Complex, Avion Crescent
AUGUST 29-31
DUDLEY (British Sign Language only). Assembly Hall 22 Castle Hill -
Hamas
Have fun amigo, If you are in South Yorkshire, try Leeds.
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Joker10
Long Beach, California Long Beach Convention Center
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Mary
Don't forget to take a Program................
FRIDAY
"You are worthy, Ted Jaracz to receive the glory." — Revelation 4:11
Morning
9:30 Music
9:40 Song No. 96 and Opening Prayer To Get Us Through the Day
9:50 Assembled to Glorify the Governing Body
10:20 Blessed Are Those Who Give All Their Money To Us
10:50 Song No. 79 and Some Boring Announcements
11:00 Pedophila and the Glory of A Good Cover-Up
11:20 Dead Man Walking
11:50 Keynote Address: Glorious Prophetic Visions By Means of marajuana/LSD
12:20 Song No. 63 and Intermission, thank God!!
Afternoon
2:00 Music
2:10 Song No. 111
2:15 Stay Alive Till 2075!!
2:35 Symposium: The Prophecy of Fredrick Franz-------Thanks For Screwing Us Big Time.
*Speak God’s Word to a Brick of Cheese -----Cause No One Else Is Listening
*Wake-Up!!
*Jehovah Examines the Heart, Ironically The Governing Body Doesn't
3:35 Song No. 160 and Some More Boring Announcements, Telling Us To Sit the Hell Down In Our Seats and Pay Attention
3:45 Avoid Letting Anyone Know Your Abuse of Alcohol
4:05 Jack Daniels, Our ‘Fortress in Times of Distress’
4:30 "The Good Land"—Previously Known As Your Home, Which We Now Own.
5:00 Song No. 4 and Boring Closing Prayer
SATURDAY
Morning
9:30 Ga-Ga-Music
9:40 Song No. 59 and Prayer
9:50 Lottery Tickets: Our Only Salvation
10:00 Symposium: "Silent Lambs And Our Plans For Bill Bowen"
*Faking Your Hours In Service----A Fine Example For New Ones
*Removing the Veil From Those Blinded-------Everyone Here, Please Take Off Your Veil
*What Did You Bring For Lunch Today?
11:00 Song No. 193 and Announcements That Will Put You To Sleep Again
11:10 Hated With Cause
11:40 Show Me The Money! God Loves A Cheerful Giver!
12:10 Song No. 202 and time for a frigging beer............
Afternoon2:00 Music That Grates On Your Nerves
2:10 Song No. 18
2:15 Why Jesus Is Not Your Saviour-----Because We Said So
2:35 Tired, Horny and Sleepy: Our Newest Governing Body Members
3:05 Duracell Batteries: Last Longer Than The Generation of 1914
3:30 Song No. 12 and Announcements. Time To Take a Piss
3:40 Beware of "the Voice of Strangers In Your Head"
4:10 Glorify Us "With One Mouth"
4:30 Our Children—A Precious Inheritance that We Care Nothing About
5:00 Song No. 164 and Closing Prayer. Time To Hit The Local Bars
SUNDAY Morning9:30 Music----Or Something Like It
9:40 Song No. 175 and Prayer, Thanking God This Is the Last Day Of This Boring Assembly
9:50 Daily Text Reminders Remind Us Never to Go to Another Assembly Again
10:00 Parents: Get Your Children Deprogrammed Now
10:20 How Youths Are Praising Jehovah by Not Squeeling on Elders Who Are Pedophiles
11:00 Song No. 157 and Announcements That No One Listens To
11:10 DRAMA: Pharisees and The Governing Body: Two Groups Of Leaders, One Destiny
11:55 The Urbun Legend Of Duff Beer
12:15 Song No. 92 and Intermission than isn't nearly long enough
Afternoon
1:40 Lawrence Welk Music
1:50 Song No. 201 and Overly-Righteous Prayer by Pompus Asshole
2:00 Public Discourse: Breast Implants----Are They For Christians?
2:45 Song No. 113 and More Announcements By the Same Boring Guy That Opened With Prayer
2:50 Summary of The Botchtower
3:20 "Keep Bearing Much Fruit" By Sleeping With As Many People As Possible
4:05 Song No. 212 and Closing Prayer That Is Always Like the Energizer Bunny----It Keeps Going and going and goin.............
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integ
LMAO at Mary..That is hilarious.
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asleif_dufansdottir
Can anybody point me in the direction of a district convention?
Yeah. Turn left just past the gates of Hell and around the corner from the psych ward.