by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. 4 Replies latest jw friends
Could a member please direct me to the current jw funeral talk or outline for a deceased jw. Members of my wife's family will be attending such meeting for their deceased piece of shit father and I would like them to be prepared for what they can expect. Nothing good, or what they would be hoping for I would surmise.
For the love of Cheeses.
Well usually must Jw funeral talks are 5 to 10 minutes about the person who passed and then turns into a infocommercial on the cult.
5 to 10 minutes is a stretch. Read the obituary from the memorial leaflet, mispronounce a couple names, tell about Adam, Jesus sacrifice, the opportunity to study and get baptized so you can preach too. Then a prayer and recorded song (usually he will remember the work if his own hand). Then a reception (forbidden at the hall)somewhere else which is one of the few social events allowed.
A funeral is no more if an infomercial for the Borg.
