Snow in JW's Paradise or not.

by James Mixon 8 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    OK Ezekiel 34:26-27 says there will be seasons. So if you have rain in higher elevation it will turn to snow, you will have deserts, waterfalls ,high peaks and snowstorms and these can cause pain and death. Will one die from sking down the side of a mountain( if they have the time in paradise) at 30 miles an hour and run into a tree, if one end up in a snow storm 40 below in your wagon(no cars) will you die????In other words if snow will be in paradise you have a whole set of problems.

  • redvip2000
    redvip2000
    Will one die from sking down the side of a mountain( if they have the time in paradise) at 30 miles an hour and run into a tree, if one end up in a snow storm 40 below in your wagon(no cars) will you die????

    Skiing? And who will make the skiis? You think 8 million laborers know how to make snow skiis? Best you can do is put one wooden board scrubbed with animal fat under each foot and slide down the mountain.

    Besides, you will be consumed with watching snow leopards playing with mountain goats in your front yard.

  • sir82
    sir82

    Snow?!?

    If you press most JWs, they'll tell you they don't even expect it to ever rain (return to pre-Noah's-flood climate, cloud canopy, "a mist would go up...", the whole ball-o-wax).

  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    redvip: you are right, "who will make the skis". sir82; Yes they do not think, no rain no food.

  • waton
    waton

    With good conditions, in Hawaii, you can surf and then snowboard (skiing is for Republicans) the same day. that is paradise. being perfect will allow you to do all kinds of things. It is not immortality, but everlasting life, grudgingly granted only after 1000+ years of wt drudging, should be protected by guarding angels. right?

  • Iown Mylife
    Iown Mylife

    The elders ("Princes") will not be letting people to go doing anything they want, whenever they want.

    I've read somewhere that there will still be "arrangements" and "orderliness" even after big A.

    Forget freedom, ya scrubs!

  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    waton;also where I live in California I can surf at the beach and a hour later snowboard in the San Bernardino Mts., but will the angels protect someone who may be surfing in the path of a great white shark and this monster is tired of eating sea weed.

    Iown Mylife: They would need to activate the Pony Express to keep orderliness, no one will have time for meetings..

  • waton
    waton

    Bible miracles by Jesus, who also endorsed the Jonah story, are proofs of what will happen in paradise. Jonah's fish's characteristics will be standard on a worldwide scale. White Sharks might be patrolling the waters off the beaches as adjuncts to life guards. Sharp teeth to make sure that the rescued swimmers are safely delivered to shore.

    No need for guardian angels, White Sharks, Grizzlies, on the slopes will do it.

    Paradise dwellers will be assigned by wt. pray it will be near surf and high snow covered mountains. (if any place is left after the Elder families stake their claim.) The stake is not a wt symbol for nothing! ha ha.

  • floridaborn
    floridaborn

    Side note: why is skiing OK but sky diving isn't? Aren't there more skiing deaths?

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