Hello to our guys from the FBI
by Hamas 5 Replies latest jw friends
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SpannerintheWorks
Listen, Bud, we know who you are, where you are and what you are doing. If you like living I suggest you turn yourself in. NOW! No excuses this time, "Hamas". And don't try to change your username yet again: we've got your IP and ALL of your previous aliases.
This time you have gone too far, "Hamas"...
As a matter of statute, I need to point out to other readers of this message that "SpannerintheWorks" is in no way connected to the FBI or its associates, but was merely acting as a passive medium through which to convey this warning to "Hamas": in fact "Spanner", as he is better known to other members of this Board, had to be temporarily sedated in order that we could use his ID without interruption. He will be back with you in a few minutes. Do not be over-alarmed if his incoherence is somewhat acute: so would you be if the mighty FBI had taken control of your computer. If only briefly.
The next message from "SpannerintheWorks" will be from him. Not us. I just wanted to make that clear. Goodbye everyone and thank you for your co-operation.
The FBI.
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SpannerintheWorks
Icntseee.......hlp........hepmeeeeeeee
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shamus
Hammas,
You are very naughty. Turn yourself in now. I know that you are a terrorist.. the JW LIBERATION FRONT! Big brother is watching!
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Hamas
lol ....
You guys are great
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double_c
Nah, you want to stay away from that JW Liberation Front scum. The liberation Front of JW is the one true organisation :)
(with a tip of the hat to Monty Python)