honeymoons are pagan! :O

by SPAZnik 7 Replies latest social humour

  • SPAZnik
    SPAZnik

    It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month we know today as the honeymoon.

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  • obiwan
    obiwan

    Will Michelob do!

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  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    Ah, even more hypocrisy in the watchtower organization.

    And why are wedding anniversaries ok but not birthdays? Bringing too much attention to yourself? That is the lamest excuse I have ever heard. Any celebration for a person will bring them attention. Wedding anniversaries are celebrating the marriage arrangement that god instituted? Well didn't god also institute the BIRTH arrangement?

    As a JW I always hated trying to explain why we didn't celebrate birthdays. None of the WTS explanations convinced me so how could I even try to convince someone else.

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  • gumby
    gumby
    None of the WTS explanations convinced me so how could I even try to convince someone else.

    Thats why dubs are afraid to tell many things they believe......they don't understand it themselves.

    Gumby

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  • DJ
    DJ

    Honeymoons, wedding rings, probably toilet paper too! I remember being taught that we should not toast a drink because it was pagan but they have since gotten 'new light' and it's ok now. Their logic for the new light is what freaked me out...the wt claimed that because we don't know or believe the pagan reasons behind clinking glasses while toasting that it didn't matter anymore. HUH? That is what I was trying to tell them since I was 12.....I remember saying to my mom that we don't honor pagans so why do they keep telling us about all these pagan things? Doesn't God know this stuff too? She always just smiled at me.

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  • Maverick
    Maverick

    I am surpised the J-dud Masters don't go back to the jewish calendar, ours is pagan. Or list all the words the duds can't say...pagan or mythological origins! Is there no end to the depths of Dud-dom! Maverick

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  • MegaDude
    MegaDude

    Good point, Maverick. But there actually was a move to change the pagan calendar to one more suitable for Jehovah's Witnesses. This included changing the names of the days and the months. Rutherford nixed the idea but you can see the proposed nutty calendar in Jim Penton's book "Apocalypse Delayed."

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  • NeonMadman
    NeonMadman
    I am surpised the J-dud Masters don't go back to the jewish calendar, ours is pagan.

    Hmmm...do you suppose it would be all right to celebrate your birthday if you calculated it according to the Jewish lunar calendar?

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