Too busy?

BoogerMan

I went into a supermarket yesterday and said to the assistant, "I'd like to buy some herbs."

She said to me, "Sorry, I don't have thyme." So I just walked out and went to a different store.

punkofnice

I went into a supermarket yesterday and said to the assistant, "Your coffee tastes like mud"

She said to me, "It should becasue it was fresh ground today." So I just walked out and went Costa. Which was crap too.

enoughisenough

I'm game! I went into a supermarket yesterday and asked the butcher for some sausage . He said, " Sorry, we won't have any until "groundhog day".

RULES & REGULATIONS

I went to a supermarket in the United Arab Emirates, but all the shelves were empty.

There was literally nothing Dubai.

Sea Breeze

I called the Supermarket today and asked if they had Prince Albert in a can. She put me on hold and then affrimed that they did. I asked her to please let him out .

markweatherill

I went to the supermarket and asked the butcher if he wanted to bet with me whether he could reach some cuts of meat on the top shelf.

He said no, the steaks were too high.

Sea Breeze

Went to the supermarket today and spotted a young cereal killer.

enoughisenough

the prices were so crazy at the supermarket today-I went bananas!

Too busy?

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