I wake up, & there is a beautiful garden all around. People from all different cultures greet me. I take a breath of this wonderfully pure air, redolent of flowers. People come up & hug me, saying welcome brother, welcome back to life. As they quench my brow, & bring me a cool drink, I am puzzled, I think, where have I seen this before? I spy a little hottie to my left, & as I have always been wont to do, I say "Hi, gorgeous, how's it going"? And with a look that is part pity, part disgust, & part disdain, she runs away giggling. Then it all starts to come together. I see a couple of red-faced, sanctimonius men rushing towards me. They look angry, I think, " Naw, no fuxxing way" I pull down my pants..................."WHERE THE HELL IS MY DICK!?!?!?!?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I rush away, thinking, no way do I wanna spend eternity w/ a bunch of dubs with no DICK!!!!!! I jump off a cliff, but it's to no avail, just like in groundhog day, someone comes up & says, "You can't die, at least not for another thousand years!!!!!" I scream, & then I finally wake up. In a dumpster, in a dirty, filthy town, that I don't even know, reeking of booze & urine. I breathe a sigh of relief, & smile to myself, knowing it is good, so good, to be really, wonderfully, painfully, sinfully, alive!!!! Thank you, lord!!!!!
My worst nightmare!!!!
by avishai 9 Replies latest jw friends
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Lady Lee
OMG that is too funny
and too true
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Scully
Avi:
Damn, that IS scary!! The least they could have done was resurrected you without balls. Then you could be an elder!
Thanks for the laugh!
Love, Scully
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Cassiline
Scully
Hey sweetie how about we go to the store and find you some milk? A nightie? Don't worry nothing to have a nightmare over or anything.
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Scully
Cassi
I was thinking exactly the same thing...... sheesh it must be the hot weather bringing out all these nightmares in us. LOL
Love, Scully
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riz
I scream, & then I finally wake up. In a dumpster, in a dirty, filthy town, that I don't even know, reeking of booze & urine.
Is it Tuesday already?! Yikes avi, that's enough to make you never wanna sleep again.
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primitivegenius
Damn, that IS scary!! The least they could have done was resurrected you without balls. Then you could be an elder!
hahahah good one scully lol
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drwtsn32
LOL! That was great!
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rocky220
That was a scary story.............rocky220
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blackout
Now you're gonna give ME nightmares!!!