An e-mail I got today, LOL:
>> > From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a
>>Crestview couple who
>> > drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down
>>in the parking lot.
>> >
>> > The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he
>>fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small
>>group
of people
>>near the car.
>> >
>> > On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding
>>from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
underpants
>>turned private
>> > parts into glaringly public ones.
>> >
>> > Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped
>>forward,
>>quickly put
>> > her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
>> >
>> > On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found
>>herself
>>staring at
>> > her husband who was standing idly by.
>> >
>> > The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his
>>forehead.