One day God saw that in hell there was a party. So God asked Satan what's going on there. Satan proudly tell God that an engineer arrived in hell and made a lot of improvements. He install aircondition units, refrigirators, lifts and electric fans.Everyone are happy and celebrate.
God didnt like it, so he told Satan to bring the engineer up transfered to heaven. Satan refused! He's mine already he said. God said, No, bring him up to heaven. Satan said (stumping his foot) No!
God said, if you dont, i'll sue!
Satan said: And where will you get your lawyer?
Bathsheba