"God," said Adam, "Why did you make Eve so beautiful?"
"So you would love her."
"But why did you make her so dumb?"
"So she would love you."
Gender jokes
by wonderer2003 6 Replies latest social humour
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Gadget
Marraige is a ceremony where your dreamboat turns into a barge.
Gadget, preparing for the rain of blows...
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Bendrr
Marriage isn't a word.....it's a sentence.
What food makes a woman lose her sex drive? Wedding cake.
Why is divorce so expensive? It's worth it!
Definition of mixed emotions: Watching your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new Corvette.
Mike. (taking some of the heat with Gadget)
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Gadget
And Adam was created first to give him a chance to say something.
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primitivegenius
well i know better than to say these but my married cousin just told them to me........ so on his behalf....................
why are wedding dresses white? so that the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances
and if tht one wasnt bad enough..................
why do women not wear watches? cause theres a clock on the oven
now he actually said these in front of his wife and is stilll alive................ but damn when she catches his ass............ ill call 911 now lol
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Gadget
If only women came with pull down menus and online help...