Here's why your always tired!

by gumby 8 Replies latest social humour

  • gumby
    gumby

    Why I am Tired..........

    For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.

    Here's why:
    The population of this country is 273 million.
    140 million are retired.
    That leaves 133 million to do the work.
    There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
    Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.
    2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing the Taliban. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
    Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
    At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
    Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.That leaves just two people to do the work.
    You and me.

    And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, responding to posts. Nice, real nice...

    Gumby

  • Brummie
    Brummie

    Looks like yer on your own Gumby, I'm retiring.

    Brummie

  • teenyuck
  • gumby
    gumby

    I'm too damn busy to respond right at the moment as I'm doing all the work.......ya lazy bastards

    Gumby

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief

    Well done. Now get back to work! I've got a welfare check to cash and buy weed with.

    CZAR

  • be wise
    be wise

    You've stumbled me!

  • gumby
    gumby
    Well done. Now get back to work! I've got a welfare check to cash and buy weed with.

    So your the bastard that's wasting my hard earned money on those damn mind altering drugs.

    BTW......is it greenbud and can I come over soon?

    Gumby

  • Brummie
    Brummie
    BTW......is it greenbud and can I come over soon?

    No ya cant, get back to work ya idle bas***d

    Brummie

  • Panda
    Panda

    DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER THE SERVICE MEETING PARTS WHERE WE WERE TOLD HOW MANY HOURS WERE IN A MONTH, WEEK, DAY.HOW MUCH TIME WE WASTED SLEEPING ,EATING, relieving ourselves of what we ate... so what about all that extra time we waste...we should spend that in field service drinking coffee, gossiping in car groups, wishing JAH would get on with it and end this suffering...

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