Englishman BBQ???

by Celtic 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • Celtic
    Celtic

    Yer ruddy great cantankerous old sod callin' me an emmet, tis you friggin English Anglo Saxons whjo are the ruddy emmets and don't even know how to drive properly on our Cornish lanes, friggin tourists.

    Will try to make it over the weekend, though too there is a BBQ on Tremayne Quay on the Helford River which many of my mates are attending, so I'm torn 'tween the two, plus of course, they'll be more spliffage this end than up your way up country.

    Anyway, ring me or text my mobile: 01326 314080 / 07870 493 238

    Cheers!!

    Markasparkashenryjokeavitch

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Hello you miserable lanky old git, Crackus Pottus Celticus:

    You can poke your bloody Helston nonsense right up your jacksie!

    Truckers got a piece of floor put by for you, AND you know the beer is good AND you'll hate yourself if you don't come AND I'll probably take umbridge if I have to play second fiddle to your Cornish grockles.

    See you Sunday, 'bout 3-ish then.

    Englishman

  • Shutterbug
    Shutterbug

    Since at least one half of my ancestry is British Isles, I am more than just a little concerned. If the loonieness exhibited by you two is something genetic then many of us have cause for concern. Does the fact that I laughed at your antics mean I may also be a bit loony ?? Please let me know so I can get some help for myself and others who are in a similar situation. Bug

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Loonies?

    Egad, we Brits are all perfectly normal!

    alt

    Englishman.

  • shamus
    shamus

    You brits and your monty-python!

    There are eels in my hovercraft!

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