No Whistling, The Cannibal will go crazy....

by Gadget 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • Gadget
    Gadget

    GUARDS BLAST JAIL ORDER

    Jail warders have been barred from whistling because Britain’s most dangerous murderer – dubbed The Cannibal – does not like it.

    Four-times killer Robert Maudsley – who ate one victim’s brain with a spoon – moaned that the cheerful tunes got on his nerves.

    Prison officers at top security Wakefield jail in West Yorks were stunned when a governor told them to stop. An insider fumed last night: “Its ludicrous. This is a man who killed four people.”

    “He moans about something as innocent as whistling and the authorities bend over backwards to appease him.”

    “Years ago he said he wanted a budgie – now he says he doesn’t like whistling.”

    Maudsley, 50, has spent 25 years in solitary. He was locked up in 1974 after stabbing and garrotting an uncle – and has since killed three inmates. One was tortured for nine hours before Maudsley sliced his head open and chomped his brain. Maudsley was deemed so dangerous his cell had cardboard furniture and a concrete bed.

    Brian Caton, general secretary of the Prison Officers Association, said outlawing whistling was “over the top”.

    Home Office officials refused to discuss the ban. But a spokesman said: “Prison staff are required to maintain a high standard of conduct at all times.”

    From The Sun, July 14 2003

  • Dansk
    Dansk

    The Borg needn't worry. They've got no brains.

    Dansk

  • simplesally
    simplesally

    The man is soooooo gross! How was he able to torture a fellow prisoner for 9 hours and slice his head open? Where were the guards???

  • happyout
    happyout

    And people still say there should never be a death penalty??

    Happyout (who would gladly inject this monster)

  • Gadget
    Gadget
    How was he able to torture a fellow prisoner for 9 hours and slice his head open? Where were the guards???

    He'd taken him hostage.

    This sort of thing is typical of HM Prison Service, there are too many managers who are worried about the human rights of prisoners that we get situations like this whistling rule all the time.

  • yxl1
    yxl1
    who would gladly inject this monster

    I'm with you on that one, happyout

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    [sarcasm]

    I think it is clear that what is really needed are stronger laws against torturing people for nine hours, cutting their heads open and eating their brains.

    Oh, and whistling too. It has to stop!

    [/sarcasm]

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