I like this guys style!
This would have been a good one for a dub to use.
Here's the story.
Sarah, the church gossip and self-appointed supervisor of the church's
morals, kept sticking her nose into other
people's business. Several residents were unappreciative of her
activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of
being an alcoholic after she saw his pickup
truck parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.
She commented to George and others that everyone seeing it there would
know that he was an alcoholic. George, a
man of few words stared at her for a moment and just walked away.
He said nothing.
Later that evening, George, quietly parked his pickup in front of Sarah's
house.....
AND he left it there all night
Gumby