The "good news" gives me the blues

by freeman 6 Replies latest watchtower scandals

  • freeman
    freeman

    Yesterday I got back from a Blues festival and was feeling pretty good, pretty good that is until I decided to read a little tract that some people were handing out to the joyful crowd. I saw the cross on the cover page with the phrase “God Loves You” so I knew it was a religious tract of some kind before I stuck it into my pocket, but it wasn’t until I got home and really looked at it that I noticed just how utterly offensive this tract really is.

    Hear is a scan of the inside page:

    http://www.strike9.com/file.aspx?path=%2ffreeman%2ffullsize%2ftract.jpg

    The first tip off that something is wrong is found the opening line “Please do not resent us for giving you this tract.”

    Why does a religious tract need a disclaimer, why does it need a warning label?

    Next they say that they love my soul? Just my soul? What about the rest of me?

    And then comes the bad news… If you’re not with us pal, you burn. Oh boy, just what I need, death threats, or more precisely, eternal torture threats! The back of the track is stamped with the name and address of the church associated with this uplifting message, just in case you wanted to join. Oh yes the church just happens to be “Assembly Of God”, and it's printed by the "Fellowship Tract League"

    You know it’s not that I don’t appreciate that they love my soul and all, but somehow that message of you better be on our team or else seems rather reminiscent of a group that I really would like to forget about. I think I’m leaning more towards taking my chances on burning rather then joining at this time.

    You know it’s kind of sad, sick, and funny at the same time when I think about it. The Blues festival made me feel happy and the Good News contained in this little tract gave me the blues.

  • DevonMcBride
    DevonMcBride

    What's the name of the religion cult that gave these out?

    Devon

  • freeman
    freeman

    Devon,

    I believe they are a Pentecostal type group. I guess they are your basic born again whatever.

    Freeman

  • funkyderek
    funkyderek
    What's the name of the religion cult that gave these out?

    Christianity.

  • NeonMadman
    NeonMadman

    Gee, and I thought this was gonna be a JW-bashing music thread...already had the lyrics going in my head:

    Woke up this morning
    (Dum DUM da dum)
    Armageddon had come
    (Dum DUM da dum)
    Saw bodies everywhere
    (Dum DUM da dum)
    Now I gotta go bury me some
    I got the blues
    The Armageddon body-burying 99 percent of mankind birdfood blues...

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    Wow, that tract is outrageous! At least the WTS is a bit more tactful even though they're saying the same thing.... "we love humankind and want to help" .... "anyone who doesn't accept the visible organization will be eternally killed"

    And that was pretty funny, Neon

  • NeonMadman
    NeonMadman
    And that was pretty funny, Neon

    Thanks! I was kinda proud of it when I wrote it.

    Maybe some of the others on the forum would like to add verses?

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