Gay Marriage Now Legalized in Ontario, Canada

by happyout 3 Replies latest social humour

  • happyout
    happyout

    This was sent to me by one of my gay friends, so please, it's just a joke that he says is making the rounds in the gay community. I don't, and would never, bash gays ( one of my best friends is gay )

    Now that gay marriage has been legalized in

    rules:

    1) On the day of a gay wedding, it's bad luck for the two grooms to see

    each other at the gym.

    2) Superstition suggests that for good luck the couple should have:

    Something bold, something flirty, something trashy, something dirty.

    3) It's customary at gay and lesbian nuptials for the parents to have

    an open bar during the entire ceremony.

    4) Gay wedding tradition dictates that both grooms refrain from eating

    any of the wedding cake because it's all carbs and sugar.

    5) It's considered bad luck for either of the grooms to have dated the

    priest.

    6) During the first dance, it's considered unlucky to use glow sticks,

    flags, whistles or hand held lasers.

    7) For good luck at the union of a drag queen, the bouquet is always

    thrown in the face of a hated rival.

    8) The reception hall must have a disco ball and at least one go-go

    dancer.

    9) The wedding singer is not allowed to play/sing "Let's Hear It For

    the Boy", "It's Raining Men," or "I Will Survive."

    10) The father of the Bottom pays for everything.

    Happyout

  • StinkyPantz
    StinkyPantz

    I received that from a gay friend from this very board. I think it's funny!

  • talesin
    talesin

    tks, happyout - i printed this to give to my drag queen friend john who's getting married in the fall. he'll love it!

  • leddfootdja
    leddfootdja

    Yeah-not hateful at all. Quite funny and somewhat true, I imagine.

    I have yet to attend a union ceremony.

    "Always a bridesmaid.........."

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