Jehovah to drop "h"

by czarofmischief 8 Replies latest social humour

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief

    Flagging Sales Prompt Deity Image Change

    Jehovah, god of the Universe and former head of the Jehovah's Witnesses, will be dropping the 'h' from the end of his name and replacing it with a silent "q".

    This is widely seen by industry insiders as an attempt to attract a younger, hipper audience, more in tune with truly avant-garde spelling.

    Jehovaq's newest release, "Jehovaq Attackq" will feature the letter q in truly unexpected places, said Jehovaq spokesperson, Czarofmischief in an interview this afternoon at Crazy Mocha Coffee Company, Bloomfield, PA.

    "Could this be a concialiatory effort to reach out to the gay community by embracing the queerest of all letters? Maybe," said Czar, sliding gently off his chair and lying on the floor.

    Jehovaq seemed mildly concerned with the effects of alcohol on the PR community, especially Czar.

    "Fuh Q!" said Czar, before rolling over in his own vomit and going to sleep.

    PIcking up where the PR genius had left off, Jehovaq stirred a bottomless gin martini and began telling long, pointless parables of uncertain literary merit and possible applications to the generations of 1919.

  • Matty
    Matty

    Jehovaq! I like it! I have now changed my mind, I am no longer a secularist - I now embrace the lord of the universe as he is now a cool dude!

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Play'in my Jehovaq Attackq while listening to my counter-culture massaq

  • Swan
    Swan

    LOL! I can't wait to see what Jehovaq will do next!

    Tammy

  • run dont walk
    run dont walk

    how about dropping the J-e-h-o-v-a too, and disappearing.

  • Viperinus
    Viperinus

    Isn't a Jehovaq what forms at Assemblies when the Publishing House produce another book to flog?

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    lol!

    I like the way you're weaving yourself into the mythos. I just hope all this doesn't backfire, with Jah coming back stronger than hiphuggers.

  • Viperinus
    Viperinus

    SixofNine

    Thank you for your concern. I maybe a *Newbie* to the forum, but I am *Emperor Class* with regards to this destructive, tyrannical sect. Your loving God, Jehova(h/q) has screwed my family good and proper. That is no myth.

    I just hope that all this doesn't backfire, I mean, everlasting life with this cruel, murderous deity. At least I have Armageddon to look forward to ! lol

    V

  • shamus
    shamus

    LMAO! Jehovaq is watching....

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