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Jehovah, god of the Universe and former head of the Jehovah's Witnesses, will be dropping the 'h' from the end of his name and replacing it with a silent "q".
This is widely seen by industry insiders as an attempt to attract a younger, hipper audience, more in tune with truly avant-garde spelling.
Jehovaq's newest release, "Jehovaq Attackq" will feature the letter q in truly unexpected places, said Jehovaq spokesperson, Czarofmischief in an interview this afternoon at Crazy Mocha Coffee Company, Bloomfield, PA.
"Could this be a concialiatory effort to reach out to the gay community by embracing the queerest of all letters? Maybe," said Czar, sliding gently off his chair and lying on the floor.
Jehovaq seemed mildly concerned with the effects of alcohol on the PR community, especially Czar.
"Fuh Q!" said Czar, before rolling over in his own vomit and going to sleep.
PIcking up where the PR genius had left off, Jehovaq stirred a bottomless gin martini and began telling long, pointless parables of uncertain literary merit and possible applications to the generations of 1919.