Remember These Tongue Twisters?

by Kenneson 6 Replies latest social entertainment

  • Kenneson
    Kenneson

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

    She sells seashells by the seashore.

    A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern; And the bitter better bittern bit the bitter biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten By the better bitten bittern, Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"

    Biddy Botter bought bum butter. "Blah!" said she, "bum butter's bitter. But it's blended in my batter, And it's made my batter bitter. If I blend some better butter, Better than the bitter butter, It'll make my batter better." Biddy Botter blended better butter, Better than the bitter butter, Put it in the bitter batter, Now the bitter batter's better.

    A tree toad loved a she toad that lived up a tree. She was a three-toed tree toad. But a two-toed toad was he. The two-toed tree toad tried to win the she toad's friendly nod. For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground that the three-toed tree toad trod. But vainly the two-toed tree toad tried, he couldn't please her whim. In her tree toad bower, with her veto power, the she toad vetoed him.

  • Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.
    Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

    This is best said quickly with a few beers under your belt -

    Old Mother Hunt had a square cut punt. Not a punt cut square, but a square cut punt.

    cheeses - who feels it is best not said in front of the womenfolk.

  • Xena
    Xena

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    I am pretty good at peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers a peck of pickled peppers peter piper picked if peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers wheres the peck of pickled peppers peter piper picked?

    god that was hard to type!

  • Double Edge
    Double Edge

    Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

  • OrbitingTheSun
    OrbitingTheSun

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

  • DFWnonJW
    DFWnonJW

    a tooter who tutored to toot, had two tooters to tutor to toot.
    said the two to the tutor, is it harder to toot
    or to tutor two tooters to toot?

  • talesin
    talesin

    Q. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    A. A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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