BlueBrother - I have recently heard this one - someone quotes something from the WT that reflects what really in is the Bible (WT mixes truth and fiction). So someone quotes a bit of actual truth and shows how the GB are acting against Jesus.
Then the pro WT person responds, "yes it is the truth but not when it comes out of your mouth."
Therefore, "love your neighbour" is true only when expressed by the WT. If you say, "love your neighbour," it is not true.
I think that takes spin to a whole new level.
So don't ever bother trying to telling them 2+2=4 because if you have said it, it must be a lie!??!