MUST READ Joke... Funny!

Confucious

On the last day of his trip a Publisher hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel
it in.
The Publisher, holding a net, yelled, "look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!"
"Son, I'm an elder. Your language is uncalled for!"
"No, Brother, that's what kind of fish it is--a Son of a Bitch fish!"
"Really? Well then, help me land this Son of a Bitch!"
Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster.
"Brother, that's the biggest Son of a Bitch I've ever seen."
"Yes, it is a big Son of a Bitch. What should I do with it?"
"Why, eat it of course. You've never tasted anything as good as a Son of
a Bitch!"
Elated, the elder headed home.
While unloading his gear and his prize catch, his Pioneer wife inquired about his trip.
"Take a look at this big Son of a Bitch I caught!"
The Pioneer Siter gasped and clutched her field service bag, "Elder!"
"It's OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish it is--a Son of a Bitch fish!"
"Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a Bitch?"
"Why, eat it of course. The guide said nothing compares to the taste of a
Son of a Bitch."
Sister Pioneer informed the Elder that the new Circuit Overseer was scheduled to visit
in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a Bitch for his dinner.
"I'll even clean the Son of a Bitch", she said.
As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Presiding Overseer walked in. "What are you doing
Sister?"
"My husband wants me to clean this big Son of a Bitch for the new Circuit Overseer's
dinner."
"Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! But Please watch your language!"
"No, no! , no, it's called a Son of a Bitch fish".
"Really? Well, in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go with it, and
that Son of a Bitch can be the main course!
Let me know when you've finished cleaning that Son of a Bitch."
On the night of the new CO's visit, everything was perfect.
The Presiding Overseer had prepared an excellent meal. The wine was fine, and the fish
was excellent.
The new CO said, "This is great fish, where did you get it?"
"I caught that Son of a Bitch!" proclaimed the proud elder.
The CO's eyes opened wide, but he said nothing.
"And I cleaned the Son of a Bitch!" exclaimed the Sister.
The CO sat silent in disbelief.
The Elder added, "And I prepared the Son of a Bitch, using a special
recipe!"
The new CO looked around at each of them.
Slowly a big smile crept across his face as he said,
"You mother fuckers are my kind of people."

Brummie

Bwa hah aahah aah

That is so Tchewpid.

Thanks for the laugh,

*still sniggering*

Inquiry

LOL... a good giggler

Tanx

Inq

Double Edge

verrrrry funnnnnny..........

berylblue

Okay, here's one I got from a magazine. It goes something like this:

A teacher was talking about double negatives in class one day.

He said, "A double negative always equals a positive. However, in Russian, a double negative can sometimes equal a negative. But in no language in the world does a double positive equal a negative."

From the back of the room:

"Yeah, right."

Gozz

falling off the chair... ribs hurting ... LMAO@Confucious

RunningMan

By the way, you still have a reference to the CO being a bishop. Good joke, though.