Rod Serling might well say: Soup Herb

by Terry 2 Replies latest jw friends

  • Terry
    Terry


    Rod Serling might well say, "Witness a man for whom success will never arrive even as his bright dreams slowly die."

    (Culver City, California 1980)

    SOUP HERB

    The tiny diner was empty - and it was a minute past noon!
    I walked into the little shop chuckling to myself,

    That name! SOUP HERB - it struck me as brilliant and hilarious.

    A “superb” lunch was right up my alley!

    Inside the diner, in the corner at a small table a man in a chef's costume sat “smoking” an unlit cigar, flipping through a daily Racing Form.

    "Ah, good day to you, Sir" His mustache drooped as his smile beamed.

    "You're my first customer! You eat for Free today - but you must promise to tell all your friends how wonderful we are - (he added with a wink) even if it is lousy- which it never is!"

    ____

    AN HOUR LATER

    By the time I walked out of SOUP HERB...

    I had - as Rod Serling might well say, "Witness a man for whom success will never arrive even as his bright dreams slowly die."

    Herbert (last name now unremembered ...too many consonants for my brain) had not only served me hot soup with fresh rolls and brisk iced tea, he had dumped a platter filled with autobiographical remembrances on my soul as well.

    In short, he had come from Serbia - escaping from Kosovar Albanians hellbent on wiping out every living thing from his village. Parents: dead. Friends: dead.

    I confessed I knew nothing about Serbs or Albanians.

    He was unsurprised.

    "Nobody knows - or cares." Then he added, "Why should they?"

    He traveled West, joining a crew of sailors heading to America and landed in New York.

    He discovered a job in a delicatessen as a short order cook.

    Eventually he moved on, learning his trade as a Chef.

    He'd saved all his money for the dream: his own business.

    He was Catholic. Through his church he made contacts and found a landlord who felt sorry for him and granted one month's free rent. California was paradise - this would be an incredible new life - new beginning for him.

    ___

    The shop I was sitting in was cobbled together with his own two hands from scratch.

    "How'd you come up with the name SOUP HERB", I finally asked - expecting a delicious snippet of genius - a clever story or a shrug of modesty.

    "It's easy to make, it's delicious, there is a good profit margin - and - well, my name is Herb."

    I thought he was testing me. For a minute, anyway.

    "Are you trying to tell me "SUPERB" never entered your mind?"

    He stared at me ...

    "No - what is that - a word?"

    ____

    TWO WEEKS LATER

    I stopped by again and walked in to find the Chef sitting in the same spot in the corner - no customers around - but no smile this time.

    He slowly revealed to me how he had been robbed and the money he was saving for the new month's rent was gone.

    Herb astonished me when he revealed:

    "I apologized to the little man with the gun. Yes, I did. I told him I knew how desperate life can make you --and how you'll do anything - no matter how awful - just to escape."

    _____

    A MONTH LATER

    The sign was down and Herb had vanished from the chalk board of dreams.

    Chalk dust on fate's eraser.

    This isn't a happy story but it's a true one.

    Funny thing about it -I can't get rid of it from my memory.

    Herb haunts me in quiet moments.

    He is a man with big dreams, a tragic past, an iron will to survive and when his chance at success comes - a little man with a pistol snatching it away ...

    BUT HE APOLOGIZES to the thief!

    Why?

    I think it is called "empathy".

    So...

    A LIFETIME LATER

    Today, every time I see the word "superb" I stop what I'm doing and feel my heart forming the ghost of a prayer for him...and I think - "No, it's SOUP HERB!"

    Life is indifferent to our dreams. And indifferent to our Chef and his tiny diner.
    I have a problem letting go of my memory of him. But I’m a writer and I have a way of exorcising such matters.

    Herb the Serb, now that you’ve met him…

    Now he's your problem too.




    __________
    T.E.Walstrom



  • under the radar
    under the radar

    Alas, no Soup Herb for you!

  • Terry
    Terry

    On the other hand, there was this CARPET STORE in the very Jewish FAIRFAX district
    of Los Angeles that (for the entire 10 years I lived in California) went OUT OF BUSINESS every day for a decade (and may well still remain)!

    Before I returned to Texas in '83 I entered the Carpet store and chatted with - I'm supposing - the owner who was NOT Jewish but probably Iranian.
    I laughed as I asked, "How is it not breaking the law to claim to be going out of business for ten years?"
    How the proprietor answered taught me a life lesson.
    He gave a dismissive grunt and downturned the corners of his mouth with disdain.
    "Ha! Everybody always asks me that."
    I raised my eyebrows and asked, "AND what's the answer?"
    A throwaway shrug followed by, "I tell you what I tell everybody. Learn to read a business sign C-A-R-E-F-U-L-L-Y.
    And so I did!
    THE GIANT BANNER outside his store...once I got up close and actually read each word c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y said this:
    GOING OUT for BUSINESS!

    It was my own brain that substituted OF in place of "for"!!

    The proprietor shouted at me:
    "People only see what serves their own greedy interests!"

    Wow! We interpret things to our own advantage!
    The customer goes into the carpet store thinking they will snag a great price because the business is about to go under with a heavy inventory.
    GREED!

    So, that's the opposite snippet of a story about businessmen in L.A.

    Take your pick.



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