Best one liners

by Chook 7 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Chook
    Chook

    At KH my typical response to the Lords of Brooklyn

    can you pray for me?

    remember me when you get into your kingdom

  • The Searcher
    The Searcher

    "Leave it in Jehovah's hands."

  • ToesUp
    ToesUp

    Jehovah provides!

  • Nicholaus Kopernicus
    Nicholaus Kopernicus

    Riposte to an elder who wants to arrange a shepherding call....

    "Thankyou brother but Jehovah is my shepherd. I shall lack nothing. Thanks for offering!"

  • TTWSYF
    TTWSYF

    You don't paint the rooms of the titanic

  • eyeuse2badub
    eyeuse2badub

    Since we absolutely know that Armageddon is sooooo close, why are we building a new multi million dollar jw campus in Warwick my heavenly brother?

    just asking!

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    I'm not at the meetings because I am one who values TRUTH and honesty,

  • My Name is of No Consequence
    My Name is of No Consequence
    Follow the governing body and shut up.

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