Her name would be Ella Vader
If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader
by freein89 8 Replies latest jw friends
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El Kabong
Bad, bad joke!!!! (did give me a chuckle though)
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Ravyn
does that mean we would have to listen to wheezy jazz whenever we wanted to go up?
Ravyn
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DFWnonJW
And if Ella Fitzgerald married Allen Funt she'd be Ella Funt.
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rocketman
This was one instance where I knew what the post would be before opening the thread.
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TresHappy
These jokes are so silly.
I told this one to my 4 year old niece yesterday..
If Judy Garland married Howdy Doody, her name would be Judy Doody.
She just laughs at anything that I say to her that rhymes. Ahh...to be 4 years old again!
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Ravyn
and if Olivia Newton-John married Sir Laurence Olivier and then divorced him and married Sir Isaac Newton and then divorced him and married Sir Elton John she would be :
Lady Lady Lady Olivia Newton-John Olivier Newton John
Ravyn
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TresHappy
And if Fannie Flagg married Earl Butz, her name would be Fannie Butz.
(Translation for the younger set - Fannie Flagg - frequent game show panelist (Match Game) and author (best known book - Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe.)
Earl Butz - former Secretary of Agriculture forced to resign over racist remarks.
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Stephanus
If Elle McPherson married Buddy Greco?
Elle Greco!