The MEANING of LIFE
(by Terry Walstrom)
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Ohhhhhhhh….
Life is for the Fun of it
Throughout the daily run of it
Be telling everyone of it in everything you say
All the cheers or tears you give in every single year you live
It’s worth a grateful happy hip hooray!
All the scholars and the sages who have lived throughout the ages
Would have thought it quite outrageous if you told them JUST HAVE FUN!
Tyrannosaurus Rex had fun in terrorizing everyone
You bet Jur-ass sick sense of humor having fun was but a rumor
But it gave a future to the creature feature loved by Boomers …
Enjoy a chortle! Have a chuckle!
Everyone who gives a fukkle
Win the Game of Life enjoying moments in the sun!
Well Done, I say.
You hear me say ‘Hooray”?
It’s such a happy day for one and all
So have a smile awhile because
Having fun’s the Meaning of it all!
Birds:
I suppose the crows I know would surely say that this is so
With every prank and Hi-jinx we have fun!
Goofing off and playing tricks - the crows will do it just for kicks
Be “caws” our sense of humor's sick
and how we love a pun!
The meaning of our life is : JUST HAVE FUN!
Dogs:
Life is for the bark of it
The running through the park of it, we really make a lark of it
when peeing every tree
Gnawing every bone of it while squatting for a shit a bit
You’re right... it might be worth the frickin’ fleas
Occasionally a bad case of rabies…
(gaining momentum)
A Frisbee toss, pat on the head, a hump or too and then we’re dead
(pause)
I must admit it …
It was a heap of FUN!
Everybody:
Life is for the Fun of it
Throughout the daily run of it
Be telling everyone of it in everything you say
All the cheers or tears you give in every single year
you live
It’s worth a grateful, happy hip hooray!
How ridiculous is boredom in a universe of fun?
Living’s not a chore dumb as our luck can sometimes
run.
Birds:
Life is for the flap of wings as all the cawing crows can sing
Atop the trees we plop and poop and pee . . .
On everyone with such a sense of glee!
Heaven:
Living up here in the sky I often find I ponder “Why”?
Why is it - every living thing finds misery and strife?
Longitude to latitude the Earth’s prevailing attitude
Seems to be no gratitude for all the fun in life!
There’s the lesson of the day:
let Fun be one to have its say
And every night you bend to pray
please send this message on its way:
ANGEL VOICES:
Well Done, I say.
You hear me say ‘Hooray”?
We’re very very thankful, Hip Hooray!
Universe:
Life. is. for. the. Fun. of. it.
Throughout the daily run of it
Be telling everyone of it in everything you say
All the cheers or tears you give in every single year you live
It’s worth a grateful happy hip hooray!
All the scholars and the sages who have lived throughout the ages
Would have thought it quite outrageous if you told them JUST HAVE FUN!
Remember every breath we take is just a game of paddy-cake
A point of view that very few are capable of playing …
My Friends, I’m only saying :
The first and only purpose for each pickerel and porpoise,
For Chimpanzee, or orangutan, or three-toed sloth:
You might be the Pharaoh or a dancer just like Jay-Lo,
Or a Cannibal or creepy Visigoth
GRATITUDE’S the ATTITUDE it’s not a corny platitude
Life is Fun, Just have Fun, JUST HAVE FUN!!
(Dramatic Whisper)
LIFE’s a whim or a choice
To be grim or rejoice
Be alive, be alert, stay awake!
Just remember
every Eden has its snake!
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