by neat blue dog 5 Replies latest social humour
When God's Kingdom rules the earth, Elders will be put in law enforcement capacity. During the end of the thousand year reign when Satan is let loose, the cop pulls this guy over.
"I have reason to believe you're driving under the influence of masturbation. Show me your hands."
"Stay back sister. While it isn't pornea for you to watch, it isn't a pretty sight."
Assuming WT enforcers in the New System even know how to drive...
Probably use horse and buggy as I've heard speculated
I'd say in the "new system" (ugh) all activities that carry the risk of inadvertent arousal will be eliminated.
'Honest Officer Elder.........the pillow is for lower back support!'
"STEP AWAY FROM THE PILLOW SIR!"
