I think he'd use the theme from "Beverly Hills Cop"....it sounds like a "wake up call" with really jazzed up *flute* music...What do yall think?
Frannie B
If Jesus Were Callin' His Fleeced Ones Today.....
by Frannie Banannie 4 Replies latest jw friends
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shotgun
I don't care much for eminem but how about ...Will the real slim shady please stand up.
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run dont walk
they was a song back in the late 80's called "Jesus, he knows me" by Genesis.
If someone could post the lyrics, the song was priceless.
It was a shot at televised religion.
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Valis
Jesus He Knows Me Genesis
D o you see the face on the TV screen coming at you every Sunday?
See the face on the billboard, that man is me
On the cover of the magazine, there's no question why I'm smiling
You buy a piece of paradise; you buy a piece of me
I 'll get you everything you wanted (oohoh)
I'll get you everything you need (oohoh)
Don't need to believe in hereafter (oohoh), just believe in me
Chorus:
'C os Jesus He knows me, and He knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
Oh yes, He knows me, and He knows I'm right
And He's been telling me everything's (gonna be) alright
I believe in the family with my ever-loving wife beside me
But she don't know about my girlfriend or the man I met last night
Do you believe in God, 'cos that's what I'm selling
And if you wanna go to heaven, I'll see you right
Y ou won't ever have to leave your house (oohoh)
Or get out of your chair (oohoh)
You don't even have to touch that dial (oohoh), 'cos I'm everywhere
Chorus
W on't find me practising what I'm preaching
Won't find me making no sacrifice
But I can get you a pocketful of miracles
If you promise to be good, try to be nice
G od will take good care of you
Just do as I say, don't do as I do
I 'm counting my blessings; I've found true happiness
'Cos I'm getting richer, day by day
You can find me in the phone book, just call my toll free number
You can do it anyway you want, just do it right away
T here'll be no doubt in your mind (oohoh)
You'll believe everything I'm saying (oohoh)
If you wanna get closer to him (oohoh)
Get on your knees and start paying
Chorus
Sincerely,District Overbeer
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Frannie Banannie
Ewwwwww....kewl beans, yall....this is gettin' good! Yaay Valis for findin' the lyrics!
Frannie B