tGod And Eve- revised edition....the way it really happened

by termite 35 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • termite 35
    termite 35

    'God, I have a problem'

    'What's the problem Eve?'

    'I know you've created me and provided this beautiful garden and all these wonderful animals. as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but i'm just not happy'

    'And why is that Eve?'

    'God, i'm lonely and bored, and i'm sick to death of apples!'

    'Well, Eve, in that case, I have a soloution. I shall create a man for you'

    'Man, what is a man?'

    'It is a flawed, base creature, with many bad traits. He will lie, cheat and be vain.He will be witless and revel in childish things.He'll be bigger than you and like fighting, hunting and killing things. He won't be too smart, so he'll need your advice to think properly. He will have a very limited emotional capacity and will need to be trained. He will look silly when aroused, but since you've been complaining i'll make him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. And you most certainly will never be bored again !.'

    Sounds great, but whats the catch God ?' says Eve with ironically raised eyebrows.

    'Well...you can have him on one condition'

    'And what is that God?'

    ' As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self admiring...so you'll have to let him believe I created you first...and it will be out little secret.You know, woman to woman'

  • Simon
    Simon

    eek ! we're doomed

    Actually, I can't believe that god is a woman - god must be a guy ... because women are just so nice.

    (apart from the duffers obviously)

  • termite 35
    termite 35

    Actually, thinking about it, you're probably right Simon...

    If God were a woman she'd have sent her a bottle of wine, told her to keep the snake and ditch the bloke

    (unless it was you, of course)

  • KenUK
    KenUK

    I laughed at this scurrilous report in the papers the other day too - was it in the Sun (Coz if it it was it must be true...:-))

    Ken

  • frenchbabyface
    frenchbabyface

    lollllllllllllllllllllllllll ... very funny ... and Simon's reply very kind ...

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