'God, I have a problem'
'What's the problem Eve?'
'I know you've created me and provided this beautiful garden and all these wonderful animals. as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but i'm just not happy'
'And why is that Eve?'
'God, i'm lonely and bored, and i'm sick to death of apples!'
'Well, Eve, in that case, I have a soloution. I shall create a man for you'
'Man, what is a man?'
'It is a flawed, base creature, with many bad traits. He will lie, cheat and be vain.He will be witless and revel in childish things.He'll be bigger than you and like fighting, hunting and killing things. He won't be too smart, so he'll need your advice to think properly. He will have a very limited emotional capacity and will need to be trained. He will look silly when aroused, but since you've been complaining i'll make him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. And you most certainly will never be bored again !.'
Sounds great, but whats the catch God ?' says Eve with ironically raised eyebrows.
'Well...you can have him on one condition'
'And what is that God?'
' As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self admiring...so you'll have to let him believe I created you first...and it will be out little secret.You know, woman to woman'