Top 10 signs that you are in the wrong church

NeonMadman

Top 10 signs that you are in the wrong church

10. The church bus has gun racks.
9. The church staff consists of senior pastor, associate pastor and sociopastor.
8. The Bible they use is the Dr. Seuss version.
7. There is an ATM in the lobby.
6. The choir wears leather robes.
5. The worship services are B.Y.O.S. (bring your own snake).
4. There's no cover charge but communion is a two-drink minimum.
3. The pastor regularly attends meetings in Las Vegas and Atlantic City.
2. The ushers ask, "Smoking or non-smoking?"
1. The Women's Quartet are all married to the pastor.
Joyzabel

LOL!
and what is wrong with that church??? To each his own, imho.
At least it would make for intersting gossip in that church!!
j2bf
Frannie Banannie

LOL@Neon! Good one!
Frannie B
Panda

LOL Very Very funny ... But what about more than the top ten signs you're in the wrong church?
Double Edge

5. The worship services are B.Y.O.S. (bring your own snake).

ROFL......