June 28, 2017 TO ALL BODIES OF ELDERS Re: Important Reminder—Volunteers

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June 28, 2017 TO ALL BODIES OF ELDERS Re: Important Reminder—Volunteers
Anders Andersen

Dear brothers,
Apparently the Holy Spirit doesn't make sure the godless, unclean and unqualified (I.e. didn't write enough service hours) are not used to move Holy Furniture. (Do the have the Ark of the Covenant in there?).
So please cover for the Holy Spirit and update the privacy-sensitive data we have collected on our cult members in a timely fashion.
Cheers!
ttdtt

The Guys in the Construction dept. should pray before calling people, or at least Roll the Ummin and the Tummin!
FedUpJW

Can't you just feel the love???
Darkknight757

So apparently more and more brothers and sisters are becoming "unqualified"?
Sounds like a good thing to me!!
JakeM2012

Please be assured of our warm Christian love and best wishes.
hoser

I have made sure I don't qualify.
I don't give my labour away for free.
steve2

"Thank you for taking care of these [endless] necessary things."
smiddy

Beggars cant be choosy I say .