There must be an abundance of scriptures just waiting to be reworded by the Magnificent Seven in Brooklyn. Here are a few I'd offer.
I'd love to hear suggestions for other "revisions" by my fellow contributors here.
(Psalm 110:4) "Jehovah has sworn an oath, and he will not change his mind: "You are a priest forever In the manner of Melchizedek, but you will be joined by another 144,000 Melchizedek-type king/priests."
(Matthew 6:24) "No one can slave for two masters; for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will stick to the one and despise the other. You cannot slave for the org and for Riches."
(Matthew 18:15) "Moreover, if your brother commits a sin, go and reveal his fault between you and the body of elders.
(Mark 3:29) "But whoever blasphemes against the WTBTS has no forgiveness forever but is guilty of everlasting sin."
(John 14:16) "And I will ask the Father and he will give you another helper to be with you forever, the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses."
(John 14:26) "But the helper, the G.B., which the Father will send in my name, that one will teach you all things and bring back to your minds all the things I told you - via iPads and the Watchtower Online Library."
(Acts 4:12) "Furthermore, there is no salvation in anyone else, for there is no other name under heaven that has been given among men by which we must get saved - except Jehovah's Witnesses."
(Romans 6:7) "For the one who has physically died has been acquitted from his sin, and by extension, supplies his own ransom."
(2 Corinthians 9:7) "Let each congregation do just as the organization has directed, and hand over their excess funds to "mother", for God loves a cheerful giver."
(Colossians 2:4) "I am saying this so that only the G.B may delude you with persuasive arguments."
(1 Timothy 2:5) "For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the G.B. of Jehovah's Witnesses..."