HELP! I'M BEING ATTACKED BY SMURFS!!!

Elsewhere

I swear I'm not making this up... I noticed that the BlackIce firewall on my work computer was going nuts, so I took a look at it and it said this...

where's a Smurf Buster when ya need one???

cruzanheart

God is trying to tell you that you need to go with northern girl back to the meetings, after first bowing down three times to Sword of Jah and JCanon.

AS IF!!!!!

Nina

orangefatcat

Is Valis in the room ?

Love ya

Orangefatcat.

Frannie Banannie

EW!!! ......then you must hurry and get your very own Smurf name to offset possible recurring disasters!!!! http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html Frannie B, Naughty Yahweh Smurf

Vivamus

I've been smurfed. From this day on... I shall be known as Pantsless Smurf

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And the world shall tremble in the wake of the Blue Bubblegum
Dutch District Overbeer

Elsewhere

I talked to the network guys and they said that I have one of the four worms that is going around... I'm not sure which one. Right now I'm running the clean tools to get rid of all of them.

It turns out that the Smurf attack is a form of denial of service attack. What happens is a Ping packet is sent out to a range of IP addresses, with a spoofed return addres (the victims address). The result is the victim is overwhelmed with countless ping return packets.

http://cs.baylor.edu/~donahoo/NIUNet/smurf.html

*** Throwing jelly beans at NorthernGirl ***

Frannie Banannie

Velly Intellestink, EW....vould be nize to know who created dat crappattackitch...

Frannie B, Naughty Yahweh Smurf

iiz2cool

DO NOT go back to meetings! This is clearly a case of JW's masquarading as smurfs, trying to scare you into compliance with the BORG!

Sure, they'll tell you it's demons, but don't believe it for a minute!

I found the best remedy for this is to find a smurf doll and sit it on top of your monitor. Then proceed to drink toasts to it with a beer containing not less than 6.2% alcohol.

Walter
Canadian District Overbeer

Panda

DON'T LOOK AT THEM

Shutterbug

I was under the impression that you are a smurf. I apologize for the misconception. Bug

HELP! I'M BEING ATTACKED BY SMURFS!!!

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