Attendance increasing?

by redvip2000 9 Replies latest jw experiences

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  redvip2000

  The time is at hand! Quickly run to get shelter is Jellohoba's ark.

  Yup it's here again, a newly minted crisis for the Org to capitalize on. I'm sure Jdubs are buzzing with excitement on the prospect of the big A arriving with the Russia invasion crisis. There is an increase of messages in my inbox with links and Washtowell propaganda from relatives.

  Surely this will mean an increased attendance, even if just virtual from all fair(less)weather JWs, who pop up in times of trouble. And once this crisis is over, it's back to hoping, praying for the next crisis, and return to the "right around the corner" comments.
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  RULES & REGULATIONS

  

  “Well, you know somethin Brother Redvip2000, this crisis is real. Brother, after knocking a few bodies on the mat, this brochure '' Where Can We Find Answers To Life's Big Questions” gave me a real understanding that this Russian invasion is real. Brother, run to your nearest Kingdom Hall before it's too late.''
  
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  smiddy3

  Yes the Dubs thrive on crises , they never learn ! The whole world has gone from one crises to another since Cain Killed Abel / humans walked the planet.

  And they will continue to do so until they wipe us all of the map JW`s included in a Nuclear Holocaust.
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  FFGhost

  As with all other crises:

  Inactive & fence-sitting JWs will be scared back to the (now virtual) Kingdom Hall. It will last a month or 2, they will see that the world isn't ending (and be reminded of utterly soul-draining JW meetings are), and will disappear again....until the next crisis.
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  Biahi

  Just like 9/11.
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  WTWizard

  And wait until they open those abominations back up for in-person jokehovians to attend in-person boasting sessions. They will hound those who are inactive to go back to this cancer, including requirements to get vaccinated against The Wimpiest Diseases on the Planet. And it will give them more fuel to create more problems--famine, being displaced from homes because you couldn't compete with Blackstone and pay the inflated rents, more wars, more vaccine requirements and RFID chip requirements, and so on.
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  nowwhat?

  But the fds has clearly said when they declare peace and security is when the tribulation begins. So the events in Ukraine tells us it's far off.
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  Foolednomore

  How about their Media Complex that's being built? They need to finish that.
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  NonCoinCollector

  VP Kamala Harris actually said the words "peace and security." She said something like, the Russian army is threatening the peace and security in Europe. I don't have time to find the exact quote.

  Jehovah had better hurry and rapture up the GB to get them on their white heaven horses.
  
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  redvip2000

  But the fds has clearly said when they declare peace and security is when the tribulation begins. So the events in Ukraine tells us it's far off.

  Good point. And BTW all religions haven't been outlawed yet, so that's another condition that also needs to happen.