Until recently, i hadn't gotten drunk in yrs, like maybe 20 yrs. Recently, i felt like doing it. So, wanting to be balanced christian, i was just wondering how often would be optimal. This is probably a stage in my spiritual development.
SS *hick*
Getting Drunk in MODERATION
by Satanus 7 Replies latest jw friends
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Satanus
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Satanus
Also, would you recommend getting a light buzz, or going to the edge of losing it?
SS
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JH
You want to be an overbeer?
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SpannerintheWorks
SS,
You need to check in to a non-alcoholic's association. You will have to state that you are a non-alcoholic (embarrasing)
and your name.
Spanner
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Satanus
Jh
I heard that the office of winesterial servant may be instituted. It sounds interesting, but i'm not sure if i could qualify to be a fulltime one. Still, it's a goal to reach out to.
Mr gates
Very interesting. If i had only known. Thanks anyway.
SS
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stillajwexelder
everything in moderation including moderation --so that means getting slightly drunk about 3 times per year
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Scully
hmmmmmmm I think you'd better consult Judge Rutherford's writings on this one SS. Apparently he was moderately-to-mostly drunk most of the time.
Love, Scully
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czarofmischief
When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for a man to NOT stand upright, and must therefore secure unto himself the blessings of libation.
Dump a little out for your dead homies, and then try one beer.
Next day, drink one beer, and start a second. Don't finish it.
Next day (the bartender should remember you by now), get a beer but before you drink it, do a shot of Schnapps. Don't do this in any bar where doing schnapps will get you beaten into a bloody pulp.
Congratulations! You are now ready to finish your tutorial drinking episode by drinking a glass of wine with lunch!
Now comes the hard part. A good drinking habit is like building a pyramid- first you have to level the field by removing all mental obstacles, all sense of shame or dignity, and any sense that your life has any long lasting value in a chaotic, meaningless universe. You are about to embark upon an adventure! You will be lying face down in the gutter, covered in your own vomit, and having the first real heart to heart with God you've ever had in your short, pitiful alcohol free life.
Send away for Czar's Drinking Religion Kit. ceremonial drinking pot included.
CZAR