Theological Debate???

by Big Jim 1 Replies latest jw friends

  • Big Jim
    Big Jim

    THEOLOGICAL DEBATE

    Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of Jesus.
    Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars had a heated debate
    on this subject. One by one, they offered their evidence.............

    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:

    1. His first name was Jesus

    2. He was bilingual

    3. He was always being harassed by the authorities

    But then there were equally good arguments that.....

    JESUS WAS BLACK

    1. He called everybody "brother"

    2. He liked Gospel

    3. He couldn't get a fair trial

    But then there were equally good arguments that.......

    JESUS WAS JEWISH

    1. He went into His Father's business

    2. He lived at home until he was 33

    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother
    was sure he was God

    But then there were equally good arguments that.......

    JESUS WAS ITALIAN

    1. He talked with his hands

    2. He had wine with every meal

    3. He used olive oil

    But then there were equally good arguments that.......

    JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN

    1. He never cut his hair

    2. He walked around barefoot

    3. He started a new religion

    But then there were equally good arguments that.......

    JESUS WAS IRISH

    1. He never got married

    2. He was always telling stories

    3. He loved green pastures

    But perhaps the most compelling evidence .........

    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN .....

    1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when
    there was no food

    2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch
    of men who JUST DIDN'T GET IT

    3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because
    there was more work for him to do.

  • LDH
    LDH

    OMG this is going straight to my joke file.

    Thanks.
    Lisa

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