Little Tommy (who was Jewish) was doing very badly in math. His parents had
tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards,
special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of.
Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down and enrolled
him in the local Catholic School.
After the first day, Little Tommy came home with a very serious look on his
face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he
went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were
spread out all over the room and little Tommy was hard at
work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner and to her
shock, the minute he was done he marched back to his
room without a word and in no time he was back hitting the books as hard as
before. This went on for some time, day after day,
while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference.
Finally, little Tommy brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on
the table and went up to his room and hit the books.With
great trepidation, his Mom looked at it and to her surprise, little Tommy
got an A in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity.
She went to his room and said: "Son, what was it???? Was it the Nuns??"
Little Tommy looked at her and shook his head, no.
"Well, then," she replied, "was it the books, the discipline, the
structure, the uniforms???? WHHAAATTTT was it????"
Little Tommy said, "On the first day of school, I saw that guy nailed to
the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around."
Hit those books
by El Kabong 3 Replies latest social humour
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El Kabong
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Phantom Stranger
OMFG...thanks.
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Euphemism
Thanks, Kabong, I've been wanting to post a really stupid joke, but I didn't want to waste a new topic on it.
There's this homeless guy wandering around, and he sees the eucharist being given at a Catholic church. So he thinks to himself: "free food!" and gets in line.
When he gets to the front, the priest serves him the host and says: "This is the body of Jesus."
He thinks to himself: "Well that wasn't very much!" So he gets in line again. When he gets to the front, the priest serves him again and says: "This is the body of Jesus."
He's still hungry, so he goes for another round. Same thing.
He figures this is his lucky day, so he goes again. But the priest has been growing increasingly suspicious, and this time, he's sure it's the same guy. Angrily, he stuffs a dirty rag in his mouth and says sarcastically: "This is the body of Jesus."
The hobo gags and says: "Well you really shouldn't serve the armpit!"
(I told you it was really stupid...)
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shotgun
Thanks for the laughs