HONK! HONK!

by Kenneson 3 Replies latest social humour

  • Kenneson
    Kenneson

    A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains became too much and he could go no farther.

    He stuck his thumb out and for three hours he hadn't gotten a single person to stop. Finally, a guy in a Corvette pulled over and offered him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn't fit in the car. The owner of the Corvette found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if he was going to fast to honk the horn on his bike and he would slow down.

    Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Corvette blew past them. Not to be be outdone, the Corvette pulling the bike took off after the other. a short distance down the road, the Corvettes--both going well over 120 m.p.h.--blew through a speed trap. The police officer noted the speeds from his radar gun and radioed to the other officer that he had two Corvette headed his way at over 120 m.p.h..

    He then relayed, "And you're not going to believe this, but there's a guy on a 10-speed bike honking to pass."

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    LOL, Ken! Kinda reminds me of this one:

    THE MOPED VS. THE FERRARI!

    A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 1997 Ferrari GTO. It is also most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000.

    He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man on a moped (both looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"

    The young man replies, "A 1997 Ferrari GTO, it cost half a million dollars!"

    "That's a lot of money" says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

    "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young man proudly.

    The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

    "No problem," replies the owner.

    So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right!"

    Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 320 mph.

    Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster!

    "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself.

    Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it looked like the old man on the moped!

    "Couldn't be!" thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?!"

    But again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh and KablaMMM!
    It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!! He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Omigosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"

    The old man whispers in a raspy breath, "Unhook...my suspenders...from your side-view mirror..."

  • little witch
    little witch

    Kenneson, that was funny!

    Frannie, honey, I fell outa my chair!!!! bwaaahaaahaaa

  • Brummie
    Brummie

    TOO funny!

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