Jehovah hates zombies... except for the ones he created! - Satire

by ILoveTTATT2 3 Replies latest jw friends

  • ILoveTTATT2
    ILoveTTATT2

    Children's Activity:

    Zombies.

    Zombies are an invention of Satan, and we know that Jehovah hates Satan, right?

    (Let the child respond. If he gives a wrong answer, tell him he'll die at Armageddon).

    But, did you know that there are some zombies that Jehovah created?

    Let's see.

    Jehovah created everything.

    Including the cordyceps fungi. It is a very special fungus, because there are many species of cordyceps, and each one specializes in one different species of insect.

    In the picture, we see an ant whose brain has exploded. This is what happens when you become apostate. NEVER READ jwfacts.com!

    A cordyceps fungus infects an ant's brain and takes control, turning it into a zombie.

    The ant then goes to a high place and there the fungus eats its brain and the rest of its body, and then explodes, releasing its spores, to infect other ants.

    Now, do you think this came about by evolution or creation?

    (Allow the child to respond. If he gives a wrong answer, take him to the elders, allow them to disfellowship him, and then tell him he's dead to you).


  • scratchme1010
    scratchme1010

    I use their same simplistic faulty logic against them when they try to give me crap about me being gay. I ask who created everything. When they say "Jehovah", then I ask, who created homosexuality then? I love to see their perplexed faces following their convoluted contrived stupid explanations.

  • Simon
    Simon

    I had the elders once try to claim that viruses and any creature that was poisonous was distorted to be that way by Satan or could possibly have been created by him.

    Speechless.

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    Great thread!

    Yes, of course, God never created anything disturbing! He only created fluffy bunnies and cute kittens....

    Isn't there a scripture that says "for his invisible qualities are clearly seen from the worlds creation onward......."

    So what "quality" of God do those sort of parasitic creatures show?

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