What do you get...

maybesbabies

When you cross a JW with hells angel?

A: Someone who knocks on your door on Sunday mornings and tells you to f**k off!

OK, I'd like to start a "What do you get..." joke thread, any takers?

Xandria

Jehovah's Witness Computer Viruses~ what do you get ?

Jehovah's Witness Virus: Keeps banging the head in your hard drive!
Jehovah's Witness Virus: Deletes all but 144000 select files.
Jehovah's Witness-Unitarian Virus: Opens up a LOT of Windows, but for no apparent reason.

What does Hannibal Lector call a Jehovah's Witness? Free delivery!
- Jay Leno

Jehovah's Witness PuppiesA young boy was walking along the road with puppies in a wagon. He was walking by a Kingdom Hall where a district overseer stood outside on the grass. Curious, the district overseer asks "What kind of puppies are those?" In reply the boy said: " They're Jehovah's Witness puppies". The district overseer chuckled and the boy was on his way. The same boy walked by the kingdom hall once more and the district overseer this time was standing with some elders. The district overseer said "Watch this" and asked again "What kind of puppies are those?" The boy this time said "Love Puppies." The district overseer, shocked, said, "I thought you said they were Jehovah's Witness puppies." The boy said "Yeah, but today their eyes opened!"

Three Religious Truths~ What do you get ? 1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
3. Jehovah's Witnesses do not recognize each other at the porn shop.

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SanFranciscoJim

A Jehovah's Witness walks up to the first house on the street and knocks on the door. The door opens and quickly slams shut and you can hear a voice inside, "Get the hell off my porch!"
He walks up to the next house on the block and again knocks on the door. This time the owner opens the door and politely tells the Jehovah's Witness that she's not interested.
He walks up to the next house and knocks on the door. A man opens the door and engages in conversation. The Jehovah's Witness asks if he can come in for little while and the man invites him in and sits him at the dinner table. After a minute of silence the home owner says, "Well, what next?"
And the Jehovah's Witness says, "I don't know, I've never gotten this far."

RAYZORBLADE

Great thread maybesbabies: perfect timing

Panda

A Jehovahs Witness recently widowed, took her hubands ashes to the ocean. She opened the canister and the ashes blew towards the ocean. She took the last bit in her hand and said "Here's that blow job you always wanted."