Doctor, doctor!

Englishman

OK, it's almost the weekend, let's all have a bit of fun.

How about we tell our favourite "Doctor" joke?

Here's a couple:

"Doctor, doctor, I keep imagining that I'm a set of curtains / drapes!"

"Well, pull yourself together then!"

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"Doctor, doctor, I think I'm turning into a dog!"

"Hmm, you'd better lay down on the couch".

"I'm not allowed on the couch!"

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"Doctor, doctor, I've got a cricket ball up my bum!"

"Owzatt?"

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Englishman.

wednesday

now youv've done it. I have that old song'"

",...doctor doctor Mr. MD, can u tell me what's ailing me?"

and he says"yeah yeah"

all u need is good lovin..

great now i have that stuck in my head all day lol

> A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a
> date or any sex in quite some time. Afraid she might have something wrong with
her, she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her personal physician recommended Dr. Wang, a well-known Chinese sex
therapist. So she went and saw him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Wang took one look at her
and said, "OK, take off aw your crows." She quickly disrobed and stood naked
before him.

"Now," said Wang, "get dow on knees and craw reery, reery, fass
away from me to the other side of room." Having done that Dr. Wang said, "Okay,
now turn around and craw reery, reery fass to me." Once again she obliged.

Dr. Wang slowly shook his head, "OK, your probrem vaywe, vaywe
bad,you have Ed Zachary Disease....worse case I ever see...that why you not
have dates, that why you not have sex."

Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?" Wang
replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."

dmouse

Doctor, Doctor!

I keep thinking I'm a bridge!

What's come over you?

Well, so far three cars and a coach.

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Doctor, Doctor! (pushing in)

I keep imagining I'm a snooker ball!

Get to the end of the queue!

cruzanheart

Carry On Doctor! (Any of you Brits or Aussies remember that intellectually stimulating series of movies?)

Nina

Adam

This lady comes into the hospital in a coma. The doctors try but they can't seem to do anything for her so they keep her on life support and monitor her vitals. A nurse comes in the next day to give her sponge bath and notices that whenever the wet sponge gets near her "jade gate" her vital signs pick up. She gets the doctor and shows him. He gets an idea and calls the woman's husband to the hospital. He explains to the husband that he has an idea and asks if the husband would be willing to "do oral" with his wife. It might be nothing but it's worth a shot. So the hubby says "sure" and they close the curtain around the couple. A short while later the vital signs go flat and the doctor yells thru the curtain, "What happened?" The husband replies, "I think she choked."

arrowstar

wednesday -

The minute I saw the subject line that same song popped into my head.

Thanks a lot EMAN!!

Lisa