Something Positive

by alfie 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • alfie
    alfie

    Hi all,

    My sister sent this to me and I thought it might bring a smile to your little faces.

    A husband and wife are getting ready for bed.

    The wife is standing in front of a full length

    mirror taking a hard look at herself.

    "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror

    and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled,

    my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum is
    hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my

    arms are all flabby."

    She turns to her husband says..... "Tell me

    something positive to make me feel better about

    myself."

    He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a

    soft voice... "Well...there's nothing wrong with

    your eyesight.

    CIAO4NIAO!!!

    alfie

  • FreeFallin
    FreeFallin

    A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

    "You know, dear," she said. "I look in the mirror and see an old woman. But there is a bright spot, the doctor told me today I have the breasts of a twenty year old woman.

    "Ha," her husband snorted , "but what about that fifty year old ass of yours!"

    The wife replied calmly, "Dear, your name never came up."

    FreeFallin

  • Simon
    Simon

    LOL, I'm going to use those

  • ikhandi
    ikhandi

    LoL but I think I have heard that one before.

  • freedom96
    freedom96

    Those are funny!

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