Language Course for Sydney BBQ (Lesson 5)

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    ozziepost

    G'day all,

    How are your plans for getting to the Sydney gathering of happy exJWs, unhappy JWs, delirious posters,'other interested' posters, and 'lurkers'?

    You need to know: Location
    Time
    What to bring
    Security arrangements

    For details contact by e-mail: [email protected]

    Now are you ready for today's language lesson? It's a little bit more difficult. So you'll need to take notes! No underlining the paragraph here
    D'ya remember I said it would cover the difficult area of resolving conflict?

    Well, there are different 'grades' of responses to someone who is annoying you.

    1. When you wish to continue talking, but change the subject, you can say Don't crap on = Aren't you exaggerating?

    2. When you simply want them to change the subject, and you don't care whether they continue socialising with you, or not, you can say Shut ya gob! = Tell someone who cares

    3. Finally, to the really annoying little twit, you can say Get stuffed bitch = Leave whenever you like

    As most of us are now used to the generous ways of Simon's board , there will be no Moderators operating at the Sydney BBQ.

    However, we are sure that in a spirit of friendship and camaraderie, not much will be heard of quotes 2 and 3

    Tomorrow we will have the final lesson in this course. We will look at what can be said to those experiencing emotional distress.

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    Freedom is not having to wear a tie.

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