Skippy lives!

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  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    A 'feel good' story just up on our evening news:


    20:35 AEST Mon 22 Sep 2003
    Pet roo saves hurt farmer

    Farmer Leonard Richards may owe his life to his pet kangaroo, Lulu, which alerted the family after he was badly injured by a falling tree branch. In a scene straight out of the TV series "Skippy", the kangaroo stood guard over her master's unconscious body and barked for help like a dog. A tearful Mr Richards said the 10-year-old western grey may have saved his life.

    "She's better than Skippy," Mr Richards told Channel Seven's Today Tonight program. "If it wasn't for that animal I might not be here. She's a real-life kangaroo, and there's lots of things that she can do that I don't think Skippy could ever do." The RSPCA called for Lulu, which is blind in one eye, to be given a national bravery award. "She was making this noise which sounded like a dog barking," said Mr Richards' 17-year-old daughter, Celeste. "She was obviously trying to get our attention because she never acts like that. It went on for about 15 minutes, so we went outside to investigate, and we saw Lulu standing upright with her chest puffed out over dad's body." Mr Richards, 52, had been checking a tree on Sunday in a paddock about 300m from his house near Morwell, south-eastern Victoria, when he was struck by a falling branch, and knocked unconscious. "I am just so glad she found me," a tearful Mr Richards said. "I am just so grateful. My son helped her out in her time of need, and now she's helped me out." After his wife, Lynn, Celeste, and his son, Luke, found him, Mr Richards was taken to Melbourne's Alfred Hospital with head injuries. He was released last night. "If it wasn't for her, my dad could have died. We might not have found him for ages," Celeste told AAP today. "Lulu and dad are very close, and she follows him around, but we all just love her so much. Lulu is my hero." The family adopted the western grey as a joey 10 years ago, when they found her in the pouch of her mother, who had been killed by a car. Celeste said Lulu was a loving, friendly, and smart kangaroo. "She thinks she's a dog," she said. RSPCA president Hugh Wirth urged the family to nominate Lulu for an RSPCA National Bravery Award. "From my point of view, it's a darn good story, and I would hope that Lulu is nominated," Dr Wirth said. Healesville wildlife sanctuary senior veterinarian David Middleton said the Skippy-like behaviour was conceivable in a hand-reared kangaroo. "There is zero chance a wild kangaroo would act like that," Mr Middleton told AAP. "Rescued kangaroos or roos which have been hand-reared are less timid about people, and will come up to them quite readily. "But I have never heard of a wild kangaroo doing anything helpful to a human, so some kind of trusting relationship with this kangaroo and the family must have developed over the years." It was the second time an animal helped save its owner's life in the past week. Rescuers say a blue heeler named Dazzie helped keep alive her elderly owner, Janette Luscombe, by providing body warmth when she became lost in the bush for six days outside Broken Hill, NSW.

    ©AAP 2003


    That's life downunder for ya!

    Cheers, OzzieVisit Smiley Central!




  • caspian
    caspian

    A couple of Skippy Type Jokes

    A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.
    A twenty foot fence was put up. Again he go out.
    When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo,
    "How high do you think they'll go?"
    The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"

    The reuse of some object-oriented code has caused tactical headaches for Australia's armed forces. As virtual reality simulators assume larger roles in helicopter combat training, programmers have gone to great lengths to increase the realism of their scenarios, including detailed landscapes and, in the case of the Northern Territory's Operation Phoenix, herds of kangaroos (since disturbed animals might well give away a helicopter's position).

    The head of the Defence Science & Technology Organisation's Land Operations/Simulation division reportedly instructed developers to model the local marsupials' movements and reactions to helicopters. Being efficient programmers, they just re-appropriated some code originally used to model infantry detachment reactions under the same stimuli, changed the mapped icon from a soldier to a kangaroo, and increased the figures' speed of movement.

    Eager to demonstrate their flying skills for some visiting American pilots, the hotshot Aussies "buzzed" the virtual kangaroos in low flight during a simulation. The kangaroos scattered, as predicted, and the visiting Americans nodded appreciatively... then did a double-take as the kangaroos reappeared from behind a hill and launched a barrage of Stinger missiles at the hapless helicopter. (Apparently the programmers had forgotten to remove that part of the infantry coding.)

    The lesson? Objects are defined with certain attributes, and any new object defined in terms of an old one inherits all the attributes. The embarrassed programmers had learned to be careful when reusing object-oriented code, and the Yanks left with a newfound respect for Australian wildlife.

    Simulator supervisors report that pilots from that point onward have strictly avoided kangaroos, just as they were meant to.

    From June 15, 1999 Defence Science and Technology Organisation Lecture Series, Melbourne, Australia, and staff reports

    Love to Mr and Mrs Ozzie

    Cas

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    Hi Ozzie,

    Someone already beat you to it: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/14/59107/1.ashx

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    Kangaroo: [knocks on door]

    Farmers Wife: [opens door] "What is it Joey?"

    K: [hops, gesticulates with arms] "Grunt grunt sniff gurgle grunt sniff sniff"

    W: "What! Chuck is injured and unconscious!"

    K: [nod shuffle hop hop shuffle] "sniff gurgle gurgle wheeze grunt grunt grunt sniff"

    W: "He was hit on the head with a big branch!"

    K: [nod nod hop shuffle] "gurgle sniff sniff sniff sniff grunt grunt double-grunt wheeze" [nod nod shuffle hop] "wheeze grunt double-grunt"

    W: "He's down by the oak tree in the back field and needs paramedics now. Ok, Joey I'll just grab the cell phone and follow you down..."

    The rest is history

    .................................................................................

    Reporter : "I'd just like to ask you about the kangaroo...why doesn't it have a tail?

    Farmers wife : "Well let me tell you about that kangaroo. Late month my Son overturned the tractor. The kangaroo hopped all the way home, got in the ute, drove it back, tied it to the tractor, pulled the tractor upright and saved my son's life"

    R: "But the tail?"

    FW: "And then, last year, my daughter got not trouble in the dam, the kangaroo jumped in after her, pulled a lifevest out of its pouch, inflated it, then tied it around my daughter and saved her life"

    R: "Well thats great but what about the ....."

    FW : "And just last Sunday, my husband got hit on the head by a falling branch, the roo came home, knocked on the door, got me up, and led me to the husband where the roo started giving him CPR and saved his life!! Its a great kangaroo!!"

    R : "Yes I agree, its a great kangaroo but why doesn't he have a tail?"

    FW : " Well mate let me tell you, a kangaroo this good, you don't eat all at once..."

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