i think the terrorists get the better end of the deal

by nowwhat? 7 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • nowwhat?
    nowwhat?
    The terrorists get 77 virgins in paradise wheras the victims only get a panda and a table full of vegetables. Just sayin'
  • Simon
    Simon
    It's designed for sad losers that no one wants to be friends with in real life, especially girls.
  • punkofnice
    punkofnice
    The terrorists get 77 virgins in paradise

    I prefer mine with a bit more experienced and slutty. Glad I'm not a terrorist.

  • eyeuse2badub
    eyeuse2badub

    There's a good reason that those 77 are still virgins and it aint because they are beautiful.

    just saying!

    eyeuse2badub

  • _Morpheus
    _Morpheus
    What punk said.... Ive had a virgin... Its not fun. 77 of them???? Is that heaven or hell....? Id take one good slutty girl over 77 virgins anyday ;)
  • JeffT
    JeffT
    In "Shibumi" by Trevanian, the protagonist says "Arab men prefer virgins because the rightly fear comparison."
  • MightyV8
    MightyV8

    77 virgins ..hmmmmm

    Male or Female

    just wondering...

  • Petraglyph
    Petraglyph

    It's 72 virgins.

    What they don't say is that it's 72 former terrorists.

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