A nun at a Brooklyn construction site.

Mulan

This is a joke, but I thought it was funny. I thought of other sites in Brookly when I read it.

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a Brooklyn construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would take her lunch, sit with the workers and talk with them. She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating. She walked up to the group and with a big smile said, "Do you men know Jesus Christ?"
They shook their heads and looked at each other.
One of the workers looked up into the steelwork and yelled, "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"
One of the steelworkers yelled down, "Why"?
The worker yelled back, "His wife's here with his lunch."

Gadget

If she'd been next to the quickbuild site I worked on she'd have been there everyday for her dinner.......

Athanasius

Excellent. Thanks for sharing Mulan.

Mac

LOL.........Jesus...the ultimate polygamist!

mac

Satanus

Good one mulan, more than you know. Originally christ had 144000 brides, but it has been increasing since the last 2000 yrs. Why, some churches i attended were plum full of his brides, women and men too. What a guy! What stamina! They must number in the billions, by now. Can you imagine over a billion wives (about half being of the male gender) up there in heaven? I wonder if squabbles ever break out? They would raise heavenly jerusalem's roof.

SS

Faraon

What a guy! What stamina! They must number in the billions, by now. Can you imagine over a billion wives

I agree.

You need stamina to put up with billions of mother-in-laws.