Okay how many here remember the post 50 ways to leave the hovahs (song to Paul Simon's 50 Ways to leave your lover).
The problem is all inside your head", they all said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave the Hovahs..
They said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, i hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But i'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave the hovahs
Fifty ways to leave the hovahs..
Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You don't need to be coy, roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee ( Lady Lee ?)
And get yourself free
Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You don't need to be coy, roy
Just listen to me <-----------
Hop on the bus, gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free
They all said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something i could do to make you smile again
I said i appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways....
They said why don't we all just sleep on it tonight
And i believe in the morning you'll begin to see the new light
And then they kissed me and i realized they probably were right
There must be fifty ways to leave the hovahs
Fifty ways to leave the Hovahs..
Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You don't need to be coy, roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free
You just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You don't need to be coy, roy
Just listen to me <------------
Hop on the bus, gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free
Okay any other renditions ???