The Ultimate JWD Apostate

by Valis 7 Replies latest social humour

  • Valis
    Valis

    drunk to the point i couldnt talk to people, but i logged in and posted anyway
    in between rounds of sex
    after not sleeping for 2 days
    with a naked girl on my lap
    naked on a girls lap
    with a beer in one hand
    with 2 beers in one hand
    indoors
    outdoors
    at 5 in the morning
    at lunchbreak
    in a library
    at school
    without a mouse
    without a keyboard
    while on cam
    watching tv
    listening to music
    in an airport
    at the mall
    at work illegally (oops)
    while in a computer store
    talking on the phone
    from dial up, dsl, t-1, and cable modem
    on a mac, pc, and laptop
    from webtv
    using ie, netscape, opera, and a few others
    with a broken hand
    with a broken foot
    with a head wound
    hungover and puking
    sick and puking
    seeing yo mammas pics and puking
    in high school
    in college
    in the car
    while on the phone with an Apostate
    while watching an Apostate gal get nekkid on cam
    while watching an Apostate guy do some random gal on cam
    while eating the biggest sammich ever
    with a cat on my lap
    with a spider on my screen
    with spider guts on my screen
    just after breaking up with my girlfriend
    just before breaking up with my girlfriend
    just before now, and ill log back in after i post this

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Badger
    Badger

    That's it, dude...you're goin' to Hell.

  • RAYZORBLADE
    RAYZORBLADE

    Tsk! Tsk! ditto Badger, that Valis dude's a goner.

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    That's a pretty good description of AlanF.

    Craig

  • Xena
    Xena

    DAMN...I wanna be you Valis

  • ApagaLaLuz
    ApagaLaLuz

    Pretty soon Valis is going to have to move on to an EX-JWD board board :)

    p.s. just had to rub in the part about the naked girl on your lap for the rest of us didnt you.

    I want to post with a naked girl on my lap too :)

  • Aztec
    Aztec

    OMG Craig, I'm telling....ROFL!

    Way to go Valis... You are a true apostate hero!

    ~Aztec

  • shamus
    shamus

    Valius,

    Finally, FINALLY someone knows what it's like to be an apostate on this board!

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