SIGNS
Signs on a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
At a Proctologist's door
"To expedite your visit please back in."
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
On a Plastic Surgeon's Offfice door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows..."
On! An Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
action."
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push...Push."
At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
place."
On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
Signs
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Emma
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Thanks Emma, I needed that!
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Nosferatu
There's one in my area. It's an automechanic that specializes in flushing rads. The sign says "A great place to take a leak". I should really snap a picture of it.